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Iztok.Org

Personal posts, old game clips, motorcycle near misses, and web leftovers, cleaned up for modern screens without sanding off the original noise.

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Oct. 31th, penguin

This is to good to keep to myself =)

Penguin slap


In other news, I've added two things to the site. The better one being the DrawBoard, where you can draw me a nice (or ugly) picture. The other one is a chatroom, named the "Empty Chatroom", because that's what it is, always empty ;).
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Oct. 29th, tension

I've just witnessed a most beautiful sight, on my way to pick up my baby sister at school today. It was a flock of swallows a couple of hundred meters wide, at least, twisting and spiraling in the air as if it was a living, breathing entity on it's own. It was only a couple of seconds before the gigantic flock disintegrated into nearby treetops, but this image of natural beauty will stay with me for some time.


Flock of birds
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Oct. 24th, snowed in

I kicked my gym buddy's ass yesterday at Unreal Tournament 2003, which felt really good because he pushes/pulls/lifts/presses/WHATEVER more weight than I do at everything when we're at the gym, so I beat him at least at SOMETHING... :). I beat him good, too, one game 18 : -4 (yes, he actually had a score of MINUS FOUR) and the other 17 : 0.


UT2k3




On a side note, I killed my back while working out yesterday. I forgot to warm up and procceeded to do army lifts. And payed the price. So I'm practically immobilized today.


Wheelchair
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Oct. 16th, wasted

Hello.

Tired

I've added a new section -> My Music to the site. I'll post select music files there and rate them, partly for you to download and enjoy, but mostly so I don't forget what I like. What, it happens.



It's been a really rough couple of days, I've upped the intensity of my workouts which leaves me little strength to work with for the rest of the day. But I'll get used to it, when it comes down to it that's the whole point.
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Oct. 14th, slacking

If there's one stupid thing I've noticed, after nearly a month of working out at the gym, it's that you can't make "big dick" jokes. See, with everyone taking showers together, it's all out there. No secrets. So any dick jokes you make are bound to make a number of the guys feel bad. I know, it's a stupid thing to mention, but it's one of those things only I notice and it's really bothering me :).



Welcome to the second edition of "funny movies". This is the long awaited sequel to the post made in September 20th which was met with worldwide success and has made me wealthy as well as famous (I love living in my little imaginary world, it's so peaceful here).



  • Fat bitch eats dust. Praise gravity!


  • Look at those tits go!


  • You need a healthy imagination for this one.


  • Kids, go try this at home *RIGHT NOW*





    And my favourite of the bunch,

    The Matrix Cow



    Sicko
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    Sep. 29th, ouch.

    So I took up working out at a local gym, as many of you may or may not know. The pain is indescribably agonizing. It's a good thing mazochism is part of my nature or else I'd be inclined to quit this otherwise unnatural form of physical exertion. In other words, you really need to be insane to do this. I, personally, welcome the loss of my sanity.



    Muscles


    Hail to the muscle.

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    Sep. 23rd, so what

    I just noticed the "My Status" page doesn't work on that piece of shit browser Internet Explorer. I don't really care. Go use a proper browser like FireFox.
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    Sep. 22nd, zmagu!

    Konc pofukane gimnazije. Cist brez najmansega dvoma loh recem, da je ne bom pogresu. Ma niti mickn. Tole si mislm o gimnaziji:

    Cumshot


    Ajde.
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