LONDON: Ever bought a book because of its cover and wish you had never done so after reading it? Or for that case a porn film for a jacket that leaves nothing to the imagination, but actually ends up leaving you, shall we say, more than a bit “let-down” after a ruinous evening of viewing?

• Hewlett Packard's first product was an automatic urinal flusher.
  
• Michael Jordan makes more money from Nike each year than all the Nike factory workers in Malaysia combined.
  
• Russian scientists have developed a new drug that prolongs drunkenness and enhances intoxication.