-Dec. 13th, 2002, strip update (SNOW WHITE)

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Yeah I know, I guess I can't avoid this any longer. The strip. It's not really there, you might say. And you'd be right, too. I could insist that I meant to do it like that, but the truth of the matter is - I've been busy lately and this is all I could muster. Bite me.

It's the white guy in a snowstorm. Horribly original, I *know*, but we did have our first snowflakes falling this past week, so I've got an excuse ;). A word out to the girls, though. The invisible man could strike at anytime. Watch your behinds and wear protective gear. The snow is not the only thing that could find it's way down your pants this festive season.



-Dec. 9th, 2002, strip update (CHICK FIGHT)

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Finally another one making fun of "me". People were starting to talk, you know. Things. Bad things But hell, it's just so much more fun making fun of other people, I guess I got a little caught up in that ;).

So the guy's a coward. Makes sense, as it fits perfectly with his geeky personality. Geeky. Try saying that out loud. It makes a funny squeaky sound, heh. What the hell... Okay so I'm going to keep todays comments nice and simple, because I think I'm coming down with something and it's one of those somethings that gives you a headache afterwards. No, not my girlfriend. Mmm okay, that too.



-Dec. 7th, 2002, strip update (SWEET PUSSY)

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Yes, I know, lame joke. Pussy. And it's a cat. Hope you at least got that one... But add the term "bestiality" into the context and you can only imagine what ensues. Anyway, Reilly insisted that his only sexual prefference is the all favourite pussy, so I'm only happy to oblige..

On a side note, I snuck Jack D. into a casino last night (he's underage), and I now realize why the hell he's not allowed in in the first place. He went from rich to broke in one hour's time, and his young, not-yet-hardened emotions handled that, well... They didn't. He got lucky on his last bet and ended up breaking even, but you should really treat yourself to the pleasure of seeing a newbie player being ass raped by the croupiers, trust me, it rocks.



-Dec. 4th, 2002, strip update (WHAT MATTERS)

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While making todays comic, I was thinking what a damn good thing it is that there's not that many feminists visiting these pages. But then again, I once heard somewhere (I think it was in an episode of Family Guy... yeah that's a credible source, trust me), that feminism is about freedom of choice. So this chick right here is obviously choosing to be treated as piece of meat. See, I'm all for women's rights. Nevermind that I drew her and she's nothing but a puppet in my hands, mwahahah...

Okay, moving on... The reason I'm kind of disrespectful towards women today. You see, a female "driver" pulled out of an alley too fast, like the stupid bitch she is, and made the bus I was on crash into her. Dumb bitch survived, but I had to walk the rest of the way.

Other than that, I'm fine. Thanks.

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