CAST




As I've already explained it to you people in the quasi-disclaimer on each page, these "guys" are semi-fictional characters, based on people around me, but only as far as their basic personalities go (they look nothing like what is depicted here).

In the stories they're just regular eighteen to twentysomething year olds talking about, well, *stuff*. Detailed descriptions below.

Oh, I'm thinking the group "photo" should grow as the cast does, inevitably resulting in a huge pile of flesh, an orgy of outlines and colours. Should I do that? Yeah, Reilly'd like that.

In No Particular Order

Supposed to be me.

Haven't really named myself (yet), might do that someday, though. This guy is your typical lazy bum, beer guzzling, good for nothing geek type. Never thinks twice before serving up an insult, even when it doesn't sound like an appropriate comment when he thinks about it inside his thick head. Oh yeah, that "beverage" he's holding is *NOT* Coca-Cola.


Law Black

This guy is white. Yeah I know, sounds like stating the obvious, but he's really white. It's what makes him so fucking special I *envy* him. Like, we're walking down the street and he turns heads of all the pretty ladies. That's how special he is. Plus his body doubles as a search light. He studies to be a lawyer though, so don't make fun of him or he'll sue you in six years when he graduates. Or whenever. Yeah, he's one badass nigg*r.


Jack Daniels

This guy is cool. You know, the fancy kind of cool. He's so cool we use him instead of the freakin' ice cube dispenser. The dude is not even of age, yet he works for a company that sends him on junkets to fucking London. Oh and to all the ladies, he is *not* as disrespectful towards women as the comic may suggest (did I write that the way you wanted it, Jack?).


Reilly Rose

So what's his story. I don't fucking know. My best bet is to think he's gay, because if I don't and let my guard down, he could strike me unprepared. And I don't want him to do any kind of striking with me on the receiving end. The fact is he has sex with girls, but I don't buy into that facade for one second. I mean holy hell, when even he himself jokes about being gay, why shouldn't I ;).