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EYE OPENER


Nov. 22th, 2002

Okay so I've just about had it. Could I please walk down the street once without being stared at? No? Of course not. That would require properly raised people with social interaction skills above those of a baboon. People who don't do just about everything save smelling your ass when they pass you on the street.

And my favourite is the bus stop. It's like some people pretend to wait for a bus JUST so they can check everyone out. It's like a freaking ZOO, I bet if I did a little dance they'd give me a banana.

Thing is, you can't do a damn thing about it. You can't notice them staring unless you're looking back, by which time you're already guilty of the same crime... I'm playing it safe here, since I'm sure there's no International Bestiality and Lesbian Human Rights Commission as there is for homosexuals. I'm pretty sure there is no such word as "bestialophobic", so that's something I can't be accused of, either.
L!OS explained: (repeated on EVERY page)

The characters are based on people I know and love (or hate), but very loosely so. I did this because It's way more satisfying making up stories about people you KNOW, instead of making up new ones ;). I already know about their personalities, so ideas flow more naturally.

The stories themselves may seem a bit childish to some, but to me, they're reality. Things I think about. You might not see past the obvious, sometimes vulgar jokes, when viewing my comics, but they're my means of expression. In real life I tend to offend people more than I'd like anyway, so a few more strangers on the internet won't matter much :)