The 5 winning smart ass answers of all time: | Smart Ass Answer #5:
A flight attendant was stationed at the departure gate to check tickets. As a man approached, she extended her hand for the ticket and he opened his trench coat and flashed her.
Without missing a beat....she said, "Sir, I need to see your ticket not your stub."
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| Who should we invade next? |
*OMFG* Watch this movie showing americans planning the "next invasion" on France, which has apparently moved to where Australia used to be. Makes you wonder who were they *really* trying to invade, when they attacked Iraq... Maybe shooting for China, but missed by a couple of thousand miles...
ROFL?
VIDEO LINK | View - comment -(30-11-2005) 664 views | 0 comments
| Sue me, 'Ali G' tells Kazakhstan |
Responding in character as Borat, Cohen, who is Jewish, said: "I like to state, I have no connection with Mr Cohen and fully support my government's position to sue this Jew."
"Since 2003 ... Kazakhstan is as civilized as any other country in the world,"
"Women can now travel on inside of bus, homosexuals no longer have to wear blue hat and age of consent has been raised to eight years old."
NEWS STORY
VIDEO LINK | View - comment -(30-11-2005) 2252 views | 0 comments
| Crazy Japanese magic tricks! | I dunno how this guy does this shit, but you'll have to see it for yourself. Its fucking nuts! Watch all the videos, he does some crazy shit.
(If its Chinese or any other language, my bad :D )
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edit: Found better quality videos: VIDEO LINK | View - comment -(25-11-2005) 652 views | 0 comments
| Florida teacher pleads guilty to sex with teen student |
So this 25 year old chick is getting off with 3 years of house arrest for fucking a 14 year old kid. What the hell. I wonder if the same would happen if it was a 25 year old man and a 14 year old girl.
Still, lucky son of a bitch that 14 year old kid... <---- (check pic)
NEWS LINK | View - comment -(23-11-2005) 952 views | 0 comments
| Russian girl gets hit in the face by policeofficer |
Television pictures of a policeman punching a child in the face have shocked viewers in Russia.
Poor thing. This doesn't make Russia and its police look good.
that's fucked. So what if the woman attacked him with her handbag earlier? he's a police officer. He shouldn't hit a woman nevermind hit a child even if it was un-intentional.... that pic sure does make a good 'owned' pic though .... i'm sadistic I know......
NEWS LINK | View - comment -(22-11-2005) 41020 views | 0 comments
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