| Nov. 13th, Bartender |
Here's something to piss off those feminists who are without an ounce of appreciation for humour.
So basically, all feminists.
Those of you able to see things for what they are will enjoy the geniuenly funny, although admittedly erotic situations you can get the Virtual Bartender into.
http://www.virtualbartender.beer.com
Besides the obviously perverted commands you'll try to get her to follow, I suggest "change", for an interesting twist, and "fight" for a shameless attempt at exciting the geeky freaks among us.
Feel free to experiment on your own and let me know if you find any other interesting things to do with her. | View - comment -(13-11-2004)
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| Oct. 31st, dubya tee eff!? | Now here's something that makes you go WTF for the duration of the experience. This is probably the most amazing thing I've seen in a while (and tah intarweb holds some seriously screwed up shit). I don't know what the purpose of this activity is but whatever it's all about, this girl is the authority - on stacking cups into little pyramids, and back. Little pyramids, people. Out of cups.
| View - comment -(1-11-2004)
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| Oct. 16th, Jon Stewart |
Jon Stewart |
Jon Stewart is a comedian who does a show called the Daily Show on Comedy Central. I don't particularly care for Jon Stewart, or his comedy, which I find kind of bland, but he struck gold with me tonight by making an overly confident dickhead, who just cares too much about appearances, nearly shake his bowtie off in a fit of poorly disguised rage.
A word of friendly advice: when your integrity is being questioned, do not attempt to laugh it off. You'll end up like this guy:
Jon Stewart owns Crossfire (click the 200k link to view video). | View - comment -(16-10-2004)
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| Oct. 13th, Sunshine |
I declare this day dedicated to my very own sunshine, who shines brightest and strongest just for me. Her rays of affection feel warm and I like nothing more than to stand in their path. You are my sunshine..
Below is a very special song, which instantly reminds me of my love whenever I hear it, and it just so happens that I heard it again today in a very interesting rendition (interesting to me, at least). A duet by The Doctor and Seven of Nine (terciary adjunct of unimatrix zero one... *if you know what this means, youl'll find it interesting as well).
| View - comment -(13-10-2004)
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| Oct. 9th, Bowling for iztok |
Today goes down in history as the day which holds my personal record in this "sport" of the underdeveloped. You see, I bowled a 174 and the reason today is such a historic event is that I am probably never coming close to that score again. This is an obvious conclusion because even though the 174 is absolutely amazing for me, it didn't even beat my kid sister's highscore.
Why yes, I am man enough to admit that. Read on. | View - comment -(9-10-2004)
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| Sep. 13th, Rain |
Thanks to some remarkably self-centered people I associate with, I got to walk home from work in the pouring rain last night. It was not something I could avoid, either, as this decision has been forced upon me while I was hard at work, helpless, and by people who only have any regard for other's when it's not terribly inconvenient for them.
You know who you are. | View - comment -(13-9-2004)
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| Aug. 17th, sea |
I've just returned from what can only be described as my best vacation yet, largely because my companion on this trip was someone I care deeply for. She put the magic in the week spent on that island.
Surprisingly, I've gained no weight inspite of eating excessively in the island's vast assortment of understaffed restaurants, and I've also had my first tan in nearly five years, if not longer.
While staying there I've developed something of a fascination for a motorcycle called Piaggio "Vespa", which I intend to aquire as soon as possible (= finances allow for it). All in all, it was time (and money) well spent. | View - comment -(13-9-2004)
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| Jun. 28th, gambrinus |
You can't have too much of a good thing. That's what they say, anyway. But whoever coined that misleading phrase obviously never went on a four day beer drinking binge in EU's Czech Republic, which is home to some of the finest, and what's equally important, cheapest beer anywhere.
Too much of that particular "good thing" has left me with a day of agonizing pain in my bowels. I must admit, however, that it was worth every single bit of it. Prosiiim!
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| Jun. 11th, way |
Where there's love, there's happiness and joy. But there's also patience, tollerance and forgiveness. And there's always a way. | View - comment -(18-8-2004)
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